You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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