I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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