when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
