glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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