Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize
