So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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