did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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