can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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