Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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