this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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