How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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