There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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