all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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