I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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