Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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