So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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