Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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