I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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