I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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