Non-Jews are for practice
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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