Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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its like you know when i get waxed
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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