Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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