Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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