That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
