But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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