Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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