we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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