Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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