i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i barfeds in our rink
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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