So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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