nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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