if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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