I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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