nut hugger
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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