One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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