she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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