That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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