If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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