I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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