The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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