Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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