OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
