I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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