He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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