I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
