Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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