Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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