so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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