After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
