508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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