i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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