hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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